REED SHOWS PROMISE IN NEW VOCATION, THE TONSORIAL ARTS

WELL, REED GOT A HOLD OF THE OL' CLIPPERS (OR, "CLIPPAS" AS US NEW YAWKAS CALL EM) WHILE DAD WAS NAPPING AND ...WELL....

HE GAVE ME A CRAPPY HAIRCUT ,ALRIGHT ...THERE I SAID IT!

I MEAN YOU WANT TO ENCOURAGE YOUR KIDS BUT COME ON!

PEOPLE ON THE STREET ARE CALLING ME THE ADULT VERSION OF "DOODOO HEAD", KIDS ARE CALLING ME THE KIDS VERSION OF "DOODOO HEAD"...."DOODOO HEAD".

IT'S NOT LIKE I DIDN'T ALREADY HAVE ALOT OF CRAP ON MY MIND..NOW THIS JUST ADDS TO IT...

I MEAN I'VE HEARD OF "BOWL CUTS" , BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS...

I GUESS I SHOULDN'T LET IT GET TO MY HEAD,... WHO KNOWS MAYBE THIS CUT WILL CATCH ON AND START A MOVEMENT